Monday, July 2nd, 2012
This edition of crAAcked investigates The Aluminum Lady and her death grip on American Airlines.
Saturday, June 2nd, 2012
In this episode of "Aluminum", The Aluminum Lady finds herself at the hands of a crank caller that sends her into a maniacal tailspin as her fears of being ruled by the "little people" overtake her.
Thursday, May 17th, 2012
You know she'll do whatever it takes to show the workers who's in charge, but is she really? Are the customers starting to bail on the Aluminum Lady causing shareholders to lose faith in her ability to...
Wednesday, May 16th, 2012
Aluminum Lady is back and she's seeking revenge on those who've dared question her management skills or lack thereof.
Wednesday, May 16th, 2012
The Aluminum Lady is clawing her way to the top of one of the world's largest airlines and she'll leave no survivors!
Friday, April 20th, 2012
In this special State of the AAirline Address, The Aluminum Lady speaks to both internal (employees) and external (travelers) customers prior to her appearance on April 23rd at the US Bankruptcy Court in New York City. If...
Saturday, April 7th, 2012
Pick your favorite Aluminum Lady video and you could win a gift from her closet! (unbeknownst to her) like a Pan Am Bag or even a Swarovski Crystal eyeglass/ID Holder. A new contest every month!
Friday, April 6th, 2012
Kitty Johnson reports on upcoming employee protests at airports around the country and at the courthouse in New York City where hearings are scheduled to begin on April 23rd in which American Airlines management will be attempting...
Saturday, March 31st, 2012
The Aluminum Lady has found a way to do away with all of her current American Airlines employees and replace them with a new workforce
Sunday, March 25th, 2012
Aluminum Lady has now completed a hostile takeover of a winery. All workers, who still stomp grapes the old-fashioned way at slave wages, are now being fitted into her signature stiletto pumps which perfectly pierce each grape!...
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